The Holiday Romance

I have just gotten back from a week in Lanzarote and I decided I was going get myself a holiday romance.
I have never had one before so I thought now would be as good a time as any to give it a go.
So I got there all ready to go out on the town only to discover that we were a 20 minute walk from any decent bars which I didn't really fancy at night on my own in a foreign country.
So I had to make do with what was around us - which was nothing.
I had to endure being chatted up by a chef with wonky teeth and a cuban waiter who was really greasy.
So I gave up with my quest.
But of course with the luck that I have been having lately a hot guy turned up on my last night when it was too late to do anything about it.
So that was the end of any chance of romance for me for this year.
Bring on the New Year - I just hope it is going to be better than this one!