The 10 rules of guilty crushes

Carrying on from my last post I have decided to share with you the 10 rules of guilty crushes as published in Cosmopolitan magazine.
1. Everyone's allowed one famous guilty pleasure.
2. If you daydream about your boss's son or your boyfriend's dad - don't tell anyone.
3. Never confess to a cartoon crush.
4. An accidental 'hey, how've you been?' works fine in the office - not outside his house.
5. Women are allowed.
6. If you find yourself fancying your best friend's man, picture him doing the macarena wearing a monkey thong.
7. If your guilty crush is your boss make sure to check his status before asking him for a drink. You don't want to have to deal with his wife.
8. Silver foxes (George Clooney, Richard Gere) are acceptable older crushes. Des Lynam - not so much.
9. Don't write you+your crushes name in your notepad and then leave it unattended.
10. Make your crush work to your advantage. Getting an extra shot in Starbucks or extra help with your workload.